Report: Scientists to blame for attacks on factories

CNN just reported that an investigation has uncovered a nation-wide conspiracy of scientists to attack Visitor factories. The goal, according to a report issued by a joint human-Visitor team of investigators, was to obtain information about the Visitors in an apparent attempt to hijack mother ships.

"The Visitors were shocked to learn of this conspiracy," said Visitor spokesperson Christine Walsh (pictured) in a press conference this afternoon. "Unfortunately, scientific seminars that were to have begun this week between Visitors and human scientists will have to be postponed."

The worst part is the attacks may not be over. According to the report I saw on the news, the federal government is going to ask all scientists to register their whereabouts with authorities to prevent further attacks against the Visitors.