Visitors offer Brett job as local spokesperson

Local baseball legend George Brett is being wooed as the new local spokesperson for the Visitors, according to reports from the Freedom Network released today.

Brett has apparently received a number of calls from Visitor commanders and had dinner last night with John, the Supreme Commander, at a downtown restaurant.

We cannot confirm Brett's level of interest, but The Freedom Network reports that he has made several trips to Visitor Security Headquarters in midtown Kansas City in the past week.