Visitors invade Arrowhead; spoil Christmas game

In an aggressive move meant to destroy human confidence during the holiday season, a wave of Visitor forces invaded Arrowhead Stadium today just before kickoff and began firing on the crowd. Those that were not injured were taken captive and flown to the Mother Ship.

Thousands of Chiefs fans fled the stadium into the parking lot. Those who could escape the clutches of the shocktroopers sped off onto the nearby interstate highway and safety.

It is estimated that more than 15,000 people were taken captive by the Visitors in the single largest offensive against humans in this area.

"This is a sad day for all Kansas Citians," said Chiefs President Carl Peterson. "The entire Chiefs organization is praying for the safe return of all our fans who were taken by force today."

In a separate announcement, the NFL announced that all games are cancelled indefinitely.

The statement read: "We cannot justify giving the Visitors such an easy target. It's obvious after today's incident that it is no longer safe to gather so many people in one open venue."