Visitors shut down monument to war-time heroism

In an apparent effort to
suppress any reminders of U.S. resistance to tyranny, the Visitors today dispatched several squads of shocktroopers to the Liberty Memorial, site of the country's only World War I Museum, and closed the facility to the public.

Anyone visiting the museum today was arrested and taken to the Kansas City Mother Ship, and all entrances to the museum were sealed by laser torches.

I remind everyone out there to remember the inscription on Liberty Memorial, for one day it will be our own.

"In honor of those who served in the world war in defense of liberty and our country."

Let there be no doubt. We are in a war unlike any other. The stakes could not be higher. We must win. The future of all mankind depends on it.