Friday, October 13, 2006

President accepts Visitor offer for protection;
seeks immediate shelter aboard Mother Ship

Citing concerns for his safety as the scientific conspiracy continues to unfold, President Bush announced tonight that he and other world leaders have decided to accept an invitation from the Visitors to seek shelter aboard Mother Ships for an "indeterminate" amount of time.

"The Visitors have graciously offered to ensure that this government continues to function, and I accept that offer," Bush said during brief remarks from the Oval Office.

When asked if he feared for his safety while aboard a Mother Ship, Bush had this to say.

Visitor leaders Diana and Steven (pictured) were with Bush in the White House as the announcement was made. The President and his new hosts then left the White House for a Visitor shuttlecraft that carried them up to the Mother Ship now hovering over Washington, D.C.

It is not known if Bush will remain about that Mother Ship, nor is it known how long he'll be in Visitor care. According to CNN, most members of the Cabinet, Congress and the Supreme Court, along with leaders from around the world, are also accepting the Visitor invitation to move aboard Mother Ships stationed across the globe.

1 Comments:

Blogger Jennifer said...

I say good riddance! It's obvious Bush is a Cylon and if the Visitors were fooled into taking that soulless toaster into their ship, then godspeed. I wonder how Cylon Bush will enjoy mountain biking at zero gs.

jrp

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