City newspaper hands control over to Visitors

I figured it was just a matter of time. Just days after all national TV stations were shut down by the Visitors, today our only city newspaper, The Kansas City Star, was commandeered by the alien Visitors.

"We want to thank the editors of The Star, who have agreed to turn all editorial decisions over to us during these difficult times," said John, the Visitor's Supreme Commander, during a visit to the paper's downtown printing press. "The editors turned to us for help in making sure people will be safe as the scientific conspiracy continues to unfold. My fellow Visitors and I will do our utmost to keep the peace and maintain control."