Monday, December 25, 2006

Visitors invade Arrowhead; spoil Christmas game

In an aggressive move meant to destroy human confidence during the holiday season, a wave of Visitor forces invaded Arrowhead Stadium today just before kickoff and began firing on the crowd. Those that were not injured were taken captive and flown to the Mother Ship.

Thousands of Chiefs fans fled the stadium into the parking lot. Those who could escape the clutches of the shocktroopers sped off onto the nearby interstate highway and safety.

It is estimated that more than 15,000 people were taken captive by the Visitors in the single largest offensive against humans in this area.

"This is a sad day for all Kansas Citians," said Chiefs President Carl Peterson. "The entire Chiefs organization is praying for the safe return of all our fans who were taken by force today."

In a separate announcement, the NFL announced that all games are cancelled indefinitely.

The statement read: "We cannot justify giving the Visitors such an easy target. It's obvious after today's incident that it is no longer safe to gather so many people in one open venue."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Visitors shut down monument to war-time heroism

In an apparent effort to
suppress any reminders of U.S. resistance to tyranny, the Visitors today dispatched several squads of shocktroopers to the Liberty Memorial, site of the country's only World War I Museum, and closed the facility to the public.

Anyone visiting the museum today was arrested and taken to the Kansas City Mother Ship, and all entrances to the museum were sealed by laser torches.

I remind everyone out there to remember the inscription on Liberty Memorial, for one day it will be our own.

"In honor of those who served in the world war in defense of liberty and our country."

Let there be no doubt. We are in a war unlike any other. The stakes could not be higher. We must win. The future of all mankind depends on it.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Truth about Visitors spreads like wildfire

Despite efforts by the Visitors to discredit last night's broadcast as a hoax, people across the planet are learning the truth, thanks mostly to Internet postings by rebel forces.

The Visitors have been able to take control of every media except the Internet, which remains the domain of freedom fighters everywhere.

I contacted a rebel faction in Kansas City this morning and they said the best thing I can do for the cause is to use this blog to spread the truth about the Visitors.

So, here's what I have on last night's broadcast:
- The Drudge Report (pictured) is reporting that Visitor mouthpiece Christine Walsh refused to announce the broadcast was a hoax and was killed by Diana.
- Rebel forces escaped the scene of the broadcast although it is rumored that leader Juliet Parrish may have been captured by the Visitors.
- Don't believe the truth about the Visitors? See for yourself! Watch as John is unmasked as a reptilian creature.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

It's war!
Visitors are here to rape our planet and kill us

Leaping lizards! The worst fears of everyone were confirmed last night when rebels infiltrated a Visitor press conference and exposed the Visitors for what they really are - reptilian creatures!

"The Visitors are not our friends," said rebel leader Juliet Parrish, who unmasked Visitor Supreme Commander John, revealing his reptile face. "They've come to rape our planet and kill us. They are not what they appear to be."

Almost as soon as the shocking images were broadcast, they were taken off V TV. I was able to send an e-mail message home. My whole family is going into hiding at a secret location. I'm not going to be able to join them. The city is completely cut off now. So I am going to try to find rebels in this area and do what I can to help. The Visitors must be defeated!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Visitors taking prisoners to processing facility

All hell broke loose last night. My neighborhood was the subject of a Visitor raid. They woke up everyone and gathered them in the streets. Then they loaded them onto trucks and drove off. Some neighbors and I hid in the basement, then decided to follow the trucks.

We followed them to a large processing plant downtown. The people were unloaded from the trucks and forced into a building. I managed to snap a photo of the plant (above) and recorded the sounds of the greeting that welcomed people into the building. They call it a Visitor orientation camp. What the hell is that? I don't have a good feeling about this at all. We left before we could be detected by the Visitors. It was strange to return home to an empty apartment building. Everyone is gone.