Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Visitors offer Brett job as local spokesperson

Local baseball legend George Brett is being wooed as the new local spokesperson for the Visitors, according to reports from the Freedom Network released today.

Brett has apparently received a number of calls from Visitor commanders and had dinner last night with John, the Supreme Commander, at a downtown restaurant.

We cannot confirm Brett's level of interest, but The Freedom Network reports that he has made several trips to Visitor Security Headquarters in midtown Kansas City in the past week.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Visitor presence brings birthday party to early end



A friend's birthday bash at the Uptown Theater in midtown was cut short when Visitor shocktroopers suddenly surrounded the building and ordered it closed.

We were all ejected from the building but were able to leave on our own two feet. They didn't say why the building was being closed, and resistance fighters I contacted this afternoon said they had no intelligence about the raid at this point.

However, the person I spoke to said that the Visitors are establishing security headquarters in all major cities. Perhaps they just found one in Kansas City? Stay tuned. ...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

All flights grounded indefinitely as curfew extended

Visitor control over activity on Earth increased ominously today as the alien invaders acted to ground all flights (national and international) indefinitely. The decision was announced as part of a list of things that the Visitors are doing to enforce the curfew and martial law we've been living under for some time now.

This was the scene (pictured) at KCI today. Shocktroopers were everywhere and people whose flights were cancelled were left to wander the airport while waiting to reclaim the luggage they had checked earlier with the intent of leaving the city.

I didn't witness any arrests and it seems that the would-be passengers suffered nothing more than confusion and disappointment at not being able to travel today.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Freedom Network airs shuttle attack footage

A rebel's thrilling escape from a Visitor shuttlecraft was broadcast today on the newly launched Freedom Network, an independent TV channel based in New York City.

The video footage, which you can watch here, shows Mike Donovan, a leader of the L.A. Resistance, evading a shuttle in downtown L.A. The shuttle sprays laserfire through the streets in pursuit of Donovan but thankfully fails to hit the target.

Saturday, January 20, 2007

Dark cloud continues to hang over downtown KC

It's been nearly six months since the Visitor occupation of our city began, and nowhere is the presence of our alien invaders more evident than downtown.

It is estimated that for every human being walking the city streets, there are 10 Visitor shocktroopers.

Local resistance fighters are experiencing small but important victories every day, but will it be enough to defeat the Visitors who have come to kill us? I certainly hope so. As long as I'm alive, this blog will continue to support the cause of freedom.

Friday, January 12, 2007

The Truth about the Visitors:
Video proves they eat live animals!

Editor's note: The following post is not for the squeemish. Thanks to video footage taken by a leader
of the L.A. Resistance
, we can now show you just how monstrous these Visitors really are.

Taken on board the Mother Ship, these images show that the alien invaders eat live food - mostly small mammals and birds - when they are aware from prying eyes aboard their gigantic Mother Ship.

Still think they are our friends?

Saturday, January 06, 2007

The Truth About the Visitors:
A Special Report from the L.A. Resistance

Our friends in the L.A. Resistance have sent us the first of
several photos taken by a rebel leader inside the Mother
Ship. This photo was taken last October by a rebel who
stowed away on a Visitor shuttle and took a series of photos inside the gigantic L.A. Mother Ship.

According to the L.A. Resistance, this photo (at left) is of a
Visitor warrior who was removing his fake human
contact lenses when he spotted the rebel hiding in an air vent behind him. It is believed that when their own reptilian eyes are in use, the Visitors have exceptional night vision. We already know their eyes are extremely sensitive to sunlight. In this image, the Visitor's human face covering has been ripped off during a fight with the rebel. Here you see the Visitors as they really are.

We are embedding the Resistance footage of this incident (below) but beware, this link is not secure and the content may be removed if Visitors find a way to attach the Resistance servers.



Thanks to the L.A. Resistance for this bit of intelligence. To all freedom fighters, best of luck to you in this new year!

Monday, December 25, 2006

Visitors invade Arrowhead; spoil Christmas game

In an aggressive move meant to destroy human confidence during the holiday season, a wave of Visitor forces invaded Arrowhead Stadium today just before kickoff and began firing on the crowd. Those that were not injured were taken captive and flown to the Mother Ship.

Thousands of Chiefs fans fled the stadium into the parking lot. Those who could escape the clutches of the shocktroopers sped off onto the nearby interstate highway and safety.

It is estimated that more than 15,000 people were taken captive by the Visitors in the single largest offensive against humans in this area.

"This is a sad day for all Kansas Citians," said Chiefs President Carl Peterson. "The entire Chiefs organization is praying for the safe return of all our fans who were taken by force today."

In a separate announcement, the NFL announced that all games are cancelled indefinitely.

The statement read: "We cannot justify giving the Visitors such an easy target. It's obvious after today's incident that it is no longer safe to gather so many people in one open venue."

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Visitors shut down monument to war-time heroism

In an apparent effort to
suppress any reminders of U.S. resistance to tyranny, the Visitors today dispatched several squads of shocktroopers to the Liberty Memorial, site of the country's only World War I Museum, and closed the facility to the public.

Anyone visiting the museum today was arrested and taken to the Kansas City Mother Ship, and all entrances to the museum were sealed by laser torches.

I remind everyone out there to remember the inscription on Liberty Memorial, for one day it will be our own.

"In honor of those who served in the world war in defense of liberty and our country."

Let there be no doubt. We are in a war unlike any other. The stakes could not be higher. We must win. The future of all mankind depends on it.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Truth about Visitors spreads like wildfire

Despite efforts by the Visitors to discredit last night's broadcast as a hoax, people across the planet are learning the truth, thanks mostly to Internet postings by rebel forces.

The Visitors have been able to take control of every media except the Internet, which remains the domain of freedom fighters everywhere.

I contacted a rebel faction in Kansas City this morning and they said the best thing I can do for the cause is to use this blog to spread the truth about the Visitors.

So, here's what I have on last night's broadcast:
- The Drudge Report (pictured) is reporting that Visitor mouthpiece Christine Walsh refused to announce the broadcast was a hoax and was killed by Diana.
- Rebel forces escaped the scene of the broadcast although it is rumored that leader Juliet Parrish may have been captured by the Visitors.
- Don't believe the truth about the Visitors? See for yourself! Watch as John is unmasked as a reptilian creature.

Thursday, December 07, 2006

It's war!
Visitors are here to rape our planet and kill us

Leaping lizards! The worst fears of everyone were confirmed last night when rebels infiltrated a Visitor press conference and exposed the Visitors for what they really are - reptilian creatures!

"The Visitors are not our friends," said rebel leader Juliet Parrish, who unmasked Visitor Supreme Commander John, revealing his reptile face. "They've come to rape our planet and kill us. They are not what they appear to be."

Almost as soon as the shocking images were broadcast, they were taken off V TV. I was able to send an e-mail message home. My whole family is going into hiding at a secret location. I'm not going to be able to join them. The city is completely cut off now. So I am going to try to find rebels in this area and do what I can to help. The Visitors must be defeated!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Visitors taking prisoners to processing facility

All hell broke loose last night. My neighborhood was the subject of a Visitor raid. They woke up everyone and gathered them in the streets. Then they loaded them onto trucks and drove off. Some neighbors and I hid in the basement, then decided to follow the trucks.

We followed them to a large processing plant downtown. The people were unloaded from the trucks and forced into a building. I managed to snap a photo of the plant (above) and recorded the sounds of the greeting that welcomed people into the building. They call it a Visitor orientation camp. What the hell is that? I don't have a good feeling about this at all. We left before we could be detected by the Visitors. It was strange to return home to an empty apartment building. Everyone is gone.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A long, long journey home for Thanksgiving

It wasn't until the day before Thanksgiving that I realized how much our world has changed. It took hours and hours and plenty of documentation to be able to leave the city and drive home for the holiday.

A Visitor roadblock (pictured) on Highway 56 keeps people from leaving the city for long. I had to prove that I was a tax-paying citizen of Kansas City. Then I had to sign a document saying I would return to the city on Sunday evening. Left unsaid - what would happen if I didn't. I assume I'd be arrested. Crazy!

Why is it so important for the Visitors to know the whereabouts of every person in this city? I enjoyed being home for the holidays but it was a gloomy weekend. Everyone in the family is starting to crack under the pressure of curfews, food rations and all of the other changes that have taken place since the Visitors arrived. Mom and Dad are upset because it's become impossible to place long-distance calls to our relatives on the East Coast. Dad said the phone bills went through the roof, and now you can't even reach folks who are out of town by phone.

When we sat down for Thanksgiving dinner we said our usual prayers. We also added a new part to it expressing our hope that the Visitors will leave soon and life will return to normal. Perhaps by Christmas they'll have the chemicals they need ...

Sunday, November 12, 2006

City newspaper hands control over to Visitors

I figured it was just a matter of time. Just days after all national TV stations were shut down by the Visitors, today our only city newspaper, The Kansas City Star, was commandeered by the alien Visitors.

"We want to thank the editors of The Star, who have agreed to turn all editorial decisions over to us during these difficult times," said John, the Visitor's Supreme Commander, during a visit to the paper's downtown printing press. "The editors turned to us for help in making sure people will be safe as the scientific conspiracy continues to unfold. My fellow Visitors and I will do our utmost to keep the peace and maintain control."

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Signing off!
Local news shows replaced with V TV

I've never been a fan of local news, but even I was a bit sad to see the final broadcast of all local news shows today. I've watched Channel 5 for as long as I can remember. The anchors bid an emotional farewell (inset) in their final broadcast today.

Meanwhile, we got our first look at the new Visitor-run channel (pictured), which everyone is calling V TV. As far as I can tell, the channel is nothing more than boring shots of Mother Ships that go on forever, interrupted only by bulletins from the Visitors' chief spokesperson, Christine Walsh.
So long MTV! So long "Beastmaster" on TNT. So long Seinfeld. Now it's V TV all the time. I think I'll stick to watching DVDs from now on, thank you very much.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Halloween Party gets an unexpected Visitor

I went to my friends' annual Halloween party. It was a good time but quite different from previous years thanks to the curfew that continues to keep Kansas Citians indoors after 9 p.m. The party was during the day this year so that we could spend a few hours together. Last year the fun went well past midnight, but things have changed.

We were all feeling pretty good. I didn't realize how long it had been since we all took time to have some fun. The highlight of the night was when Renee showed up dressed as a Visitor. We all got a good laugh at that - especially when she went around the house "arresting" anyone dressed as a doctor or scientist. She was able to capture Albert Einstein and the people who were dressed up as the cast of "E.R." Good times.

The party ended at 7:30 so that everyone would have enough time to get home safely in advance of curfew. I've been hearing that people who get caught out after 9 have been arrested by the Visitors. I think it's true. One of my neighbors has been missing for two weeks, and the landlord is starting to believe she's not coming back.

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Area hospitals report shortage of doctors

I saw a report on the news last night about how Kansas City hospitals are having a serious shortage of qualified doctors. The people who were interviewed implied that the shortage is due to the number of scientists, doctors and medical researchers who have been arrested by the Visitors in conjunction with local law enforcement.

As one hospital administrator put it, "If we don't get some of these personnel back we're going to be looking at the complete shutdown of the hospital system in the area. We're aleady having to turn patients away, and it's getting worse."

Friday, October 13, 2006

President accepts Visitor offer for protection;
seeks immediate shelter aboard Mother Ship

Citing concerns for his safety as the scientific conspiracy continues to unfold, President Bush announced tonight that he and other world leaders have decided to accept an invitation from the Visitors to seek shelter aboard Mother Ships for an "indeterminate" amount of time.

"The Visitors have graciously offered to ensure that this government continues to function, and I accept that offer," Bush said during brief remarks from the Oval Office.

When asked if he feared for his safety while aboard a Mother Ship, Bush had this to say.

Visitor leaders Diana and Steven (pictured) were with Bush in the White House as the announcement was made. The President and his new hosts then left the White House for a Visitor shuttlecraft that carried them up to the Mother Ship now hovering over Washington, D.C.

It is not known if Bush will remain about that Mother Ship, nor is it known how long he'll be in Visitor care. According to CNN, most members of the Cabinet, Congress and the Supreme Court, along with leaders from around the world, are also accepting the Visitor invitation to move aboard Mother Ships stationed across the globe.

Saturday, October 07, 2006

I'm feeling some strange vibrations!

I am so glad I braved the rain to walk down to the Plaza today! As I was entering the park I saw this Visitor shuttle flying by and I managed to get a picture (at right) of the craft as it flew over me.

I could feel the strange vibration that I've heard described by other shuttle witnesses. It is a funny feeling to feel how these little ships effect the air around them.

When I got to the restaurant, my friends were too busy talking to care about my picture. They said that people in their neighborhoods had been arrested a few nights ago. I asked if they were scientists and Joe said they were. But, he added, there is no way they are part of any conspiracy.

We all agreed that if that's true, they have nothing to worry about. They can't arrest every scientist in the world, after all. This is still a free country!

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Picture perfect: Mother Ship watches over quiet city

Like everybody, I do all of my errands during the day now. Nine o'clock curfew comes pretty early, and I hate to get stuck without the essentials. I went to the local grocery store today and they were selling this postcard (pictured) of the city at night with the Mother Ship hovering overhead. The sad thing is, you sure don't see this kind of view anymore. By the time it gets dark, most lights are out. All except for the ones overhead. I guess I'll keep this postcard to remind me of how things used to be until this miserable curfew is over.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Visitor presence increases on streets of Kansas City

Talk about close to home! This Visitor shuttle is now part of the neighborhood. It landed on the lawn outside the Nelson Art Museum, a few blocks from where I live, and is apparently not leaving anytime soon. It's been here for a few days now. The Visitor who stands on guard outside the shuttle seems pretty jumpy. I guess it's all the uncertainty since the factories were bombed. If I was a Visitor I'd be jumpy, too. A lot of people are not at all happy about this curfew, and I'm sure that doesn't help matters.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

KC gets curfew as search for scientists continues

Everyone is buzzing about the new city-wide curfew that was announced last night. I think it is a crazy over-reaction to the factory bombings, but apparently this is happening all over the country.

People in my apartment building are pretty mad about it. As my neighbor put it, Kansas City sure didn't waste any time bending over when the Visitors asked to take charge of policing the city.

Roadblocks like the one pictured are being set up along all major highways to ensure that no scientists can get in or out. Crazy!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Report: Scientists to blame for attacks on factories

CNN just reported that an investigation has uncovered a nation-wide conspiracy of scientists to attack Visitor factories. The goal, according to a report issued by a joint human-Visitor team of investigators, was to obtain information about the Visitors in an apparent attempt to hijack mother ships.

"The Visitors were shocked to learn of this conspiracy," said Visitor spokesperson Christine Walsh (pictured) in a press conference this afternoon. "Unfortunately, scientific seminars that were to have begun this week between Visitors and human scientists will have to be postponed."

The worst part is the attacks may not be over. According to the report I saw on the news, the federal government is going to ask all scientists to register their whereabouts with authorities to prevent further attacks against the Visitors.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Attacks target Visitor factories throughout U.S.

The big news today was a series of attacks that left Visitor factories across the country in flames. It seems crazy that someone would do such a thing. CNN reported that the President is going to call up the Army Reserves to help prevent further attacks.

Locally, the riverside plant was not hit, but city officials said they were working with the Visitors to come up with a tighter security plan. I hope this doesn't scare the Visitors away. Surely they will stay until they get all the materials that they need.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Paper captures first look at small Visitor craft


This picture is from the front page of The Star today. It shows a small Visitor shuttle flying over the fountain in front of Union Station downtown. This is a smaller craft than we've ever seen. Apparently this is one of the first pictures of this type of shuttle because this picture was also on the cover of USA Today and was shown on "Good Morning America."

I still haven't had an up-close look at any of the Visitors. As far as I know, they stay inside the factory where they are working on that chemical. Maybe the Visitors will eventually decide to explore our city and see what it has to offer.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Local news offers up-close look at Mother Ship

Those crazy folks at Fox News hired a plane to take a news crew on a fly-by of the enormous mother ship that's been hovering over the city for weeks now. The footage was pretty amazing even though the plane wasn't able to get too close to the ship.

A Visitor shuttle craft emerged from a hangar bay just as the news plane flew underneath the mother ship. The alien craft escorted the plane to a safe landing at Downtown Airport. According to City Hall, the alien Visitors were concerned that the plane might crash into a shuttle and acted quickly to divert the plane back to the safety of Earth.

The incident prompted City Hall to issue a statement regarding flights around the Mother Ship.

"To ensure the safety of all concerned, we are asking the FAA to institute a no-fly zone around the Mother Ship. Today could very well have ended in tragedy, and we must act quickly to forestall any future fly-bys that endanger the lives of humans and Visitors alike."

Fox 4 posted the video on its web site but I can't seem to find it. More on that later. I've been so busy at work I haven't been too faithful in updating this blog. Will try to do better.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Visitor technicians report for work at factory


It was quite a sight to see as a large shuttle craft came down from the mother ship today and landed at the riverside factory where human workers will assist the alien Visitors in manufacturing critical compounds.

Only reporters and factory workers were on hand for the arrival, but I watched the event closely on television. At least 100 Visitors came out of the huge shuttlecraft and took their places in a lineup before assignments were handed out by factory personnel.

The TV reporter said Visitor technicians will only remain on Earth during the factory's hours of operation and will travel back and forth aboard their shuttlecraft.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Mayor Barnes gives Visitors key to Kansas City


Finally, Kansas City got its first meeting today with the alien Visitors who have come to our planet. Mayor Kay Barnes welcomed Visitor leader Diana to our city, presented her with a key to the city and promised that our city will do all that it can to help the Visitors develop the chemicals they need for their home world. The mayor even offered the Visitors a little TIF money if they'd like to become part of our city's downtown renewal effort.

Diana arrived downtown in a shuttle craft just before lunch and met the mayor inside City Hall shortly before the press conference in which the formal welcome was announced. The Alien leader seemed somewhat startled by Barnes' announcements. Listen to her reaction here.

Visitors will start working in area factories this week, according to an agreement reached between the city and the Visitors.

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Awaiting local encounters with the alien Visitors

It's been a week since the Visitor leader spoke to the world, and we still haven't had any local sightings of aliens. I've heard rumors that they're still trying to find local factories that can help them manufacture the chemicals they need.

Meanwhile everyone is trying to get used to the new skyline - mother ship and all. From news reports I've seen more of those shuttle craft bring down hundreds of Visitors to work in factories. No such luck here yet, but I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Alien visitors appear to be just like us humans!

It has finally happened - intelligent beings from another planet have come to Earth. Last night the world met John, the leader of our alien Visitors. He appeared to be just like us humans. Listen to the first contact with the alien Visitors!

The only notable differences were his eyes (sensitive to light since he wore sunglasses at night!), his voice (an odd sort of echo could be heard as he spoke) and, of course, his transportation - a huge white spacecraft that flew down to Earth from the mother ship hovering overhead.

"We come in peace," he said. The Visitors need our help obtaining chemicals that can save the people of their dying homeworld. They come from Sirius, a planet several galaxies from our own. In exchange for our help, the Visitors are going to share their advanced knowledge and technologies with us. I wonder how long we'll be here, and what amazing things we'll gain as a result?

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Skyline gets a dramatic new focal point

So far nobody seems to be panicking. Mother ships just like this one are hovering over most of the major cities of the world. I suppose it's a good thing one stopped here. If St. Louis got one and we didn't you know all hell would break loose.

There would be some bi-state commission to figure out how to tax us so the powers that be can entice a mother ship to come to our city. As it is, I'm told that Mayor Barnes and her staff are trying to find a way to communicate with the new Visitors.

Here is a first look at this giant craft as it arrived over the downtown skyline yesterday.

They're here! Aliens invade Kansas City!

No, it's not a new Sprint campus. Or a high-priced downtown loft. Or part of the new lightrail system. It's a freakin' UFO!

Don't know yet if the aliens are here for war or peace. Let's all try to give them the benefit of the doubt until they make contact.

Of course, it wouldn't hurt to stock up on a few supplies - water, food and firepower. Just in case.

I'm sure we have nothing to fear.